Return of the Jedi

It’s comeback time, everyone! Puke and rally, then help your rebel friends on the sanctuary moon get shitfaced.

Drinking Rules For Return of the Jedi


Take a Sip Whenever…

Luke deflects a blaster bolt with his lightsaber

Jabba laughs

Any character discusses the status of the shield around the Death Star


Take a Drink Whenever…

A ship or manned vehicle belonging to the Rebels gets destroyed

Someone points a weapon at Leia

Someone infiltrates Jabba’s palace

Luke appeals to Vader’s good side


Finish a Drink Whenever…

Leia changes her hairstyle

Luke lets himself be taken prisoner


Drinking Rules For the Whole Trilogy

Take a Sip Whenever…

There’s a shot that features sound in space

A line could conceivably be used in a porno

Han calls Luke “Kid”

Han refers to the Millennium Falcon as though it is his woman


Take a Drink Whenever…

Someone communicates with someone through the Force

Someone says “It’s not my fault”

Someone says “I’ve got a bad feeling about this”

There’s twincest

R2-D2 plugs into something (see above for rules about porno)


Finish a Drink Whenever…

A Force power is shown onscreen for the first time

You see a woman that isn’t Leia or a POC that isn’t Lando

A planet is shown or mentioned that only has one type of climate or topical characteristic



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