Empire Strikes Back

If you’re saying that you think this game is a bad idea, then I’m starting to agree with you.

Drinking Rules for Empire Strikes Back

Take a Sip Whenever…

A Star Destroyer fires at the Millennium Falcon

Someone calls Darth Vader “My Lord”

An asteroid hits something

Take a Drink Whenever…

Admiral Piett looks like he’s about to shit himself with fear

Anyone mentions a planetary “system”

An AT-AT is destroyed


Finish Your Drink Whenever…

Someone pulls an object to them using the Force

Vader is sitting down


Drinking Rules For the Whole Trilogy

Take a Sip Whenever…

Stormtroopers manage to not hit something right in front of them

There’s an explosion in space

Someone mentions  “the Force”

There’s an old-fashioned screen wipe


Take a Drink Whenever

Someone loses a body part (includes droids)

Someone mentions “destiny”

There’s a shot of a pilot going down in flames as his cockpit crumples around him

Someone is inexplicably racist against Chewie (this includes line of dialogue, insults, random petting, etc.)

It seems likely that R2-D2 is saying something obscene/derogatory

Stormtroopers are gamely trying to run in that armor


Finish Your Drink Whenever…

Someone chokes someone else (this is not limited to Darth Vader)

Someone mispronounces a name (drink twice if the character whose name is mispronounced is in the scene and doesn’t bat an eye).

The Millennium Falcon‘s lightspeed doesn’t work

You hear the Wilhelm Scream

A Stormtrooper hits whatever he’s shooting at



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