Special Edition Rules

Because fuck you, that’s why.

These rules are simple, and, frankly, will make the whole “Special Edition” more enjoyable. Follow them closely.

 

Sip if there’s a small change in an established scene

Take a drink whenever Darth Vader’s lines have been changed

Take a drink if there’s really shitty CGI that sure didn’t age well past 2003

Finish your drink if there’s a new or extended scene

If a character from the old films has been replaced with a new actor from the later films, chug until the image no longer burns in your retinas.

 

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