Insufferable Fanboy Rules

God, Mara Jade is a babe.

Fanboy rules may be applied if there is a particular person who cannot keep his or her mouth shut during the film. I have done all of these things on a regular basis, but that doesn’t mean I don’t think they’re punishable offenses. Fair Warning: If you’re as big a Star Wars nerd as I am, following these rules will kill you.

 

Take a sip anytime you find yourself humming along with the soundtrack

Take a drink anytime you tell the room trivia about the film

Take a drink anytime you quote along with the film

Take a drink anytime you point out a blooper

Take a drink anytime you point out a Special Edition change

Finish your drink anytime you inaccurately quote along with the film

Finish your drink if you reference the prequels or the extended universe

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